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		<title>The White House Tour That President Obama Will Never Give&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The hallowed halls of the White House; dwelling of the new POTUS, FLOTUS and COTPOTUS (and eventually DOTPOTUS, woof woof),  ground zero for decision making of the executive branch, and a downright scary place when the closets are opened to let the skeletons get some air.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/900f2caf3045909248d77943b26d9035.jpg" alt="the_white_house" title="the_white_house" width="496" height="279" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-884" />The hallowed halls of the White House; dwelling of the new POTUS, FLOTUS and COTPOTUS (and eventually DOTPOTUS, woof woof),  ground zero for decision making of the executive branch, and a downright scary place when the closets are opened to let the skeletons get some air.</p>
<p>Herein lies the tour of the White House That President Obama Will Never Give. Your perspective on your future will never be the same. </p>
<div id="attachment_865" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/2ca352f518b9ead0b4b87a5a81aca342.jpg" alt="The Obama administration already found a weapon of mass destruction...a little gift left by the outgoing veep in the presidential toilet." title="Cheney WMD" width="300" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-865" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The Obama administration already found a weapon of mass destruction...a little gift left by the outgoing veep in the presidential toilet.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_867" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/4098d3bf8bc36b3af04a83fdb0d4129a.jpg" alt="A first aid kit that house republicans sent as a gift to President Obama after his first few weeks in office. The note read: "you'll need this. Love, -The GOP" title="medical-kit" width="300" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-867" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Under Obama's desk...a first aid kit that house republicans sent as a gift to President Obama after his first few weeks in office. The note read: <em>You'll need this. Love, -The GOP</em></p></div>
<div id="attachment_874" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 231px"><img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/f7d8f3677d0f0fc84ff0742ca3ef4cbf.jpg" alt="President Obama&#039;s favorite mirror...it is said he stands in front of it for hours and hours and repeats the mantra I am non-partisan, and people like me" title="treaty-room-c1999-mirror1" width="221" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-874" /><p class="wp-caption-text">President Obama's favorite mirror...it is said he stands in front of it for hours and hours and repeats the mantra <em>I am non-partisan, and people like me</em></p></div>
<div id="attachment_868" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/7015ddc2092dc133abcf20f70978c2ee.jpg" alt="Timothy Geitner&#039;s magic 8 ball helps guide economic policy with sage advice like&quot;  &quot;. It is kept in Obama&#039;s desk drawer." title="magic8ball" width="300" height="225" class="size-medium wp-image-868" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Timothy Geitner's magic 8 ball helps guide economic policy with sage advice such as <em>Signs point to yes</em>. It is kept in Obama's desk drawer.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_886" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 292px"><img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/d84bf1d856f4f5563a565d8266b36abc.jpg" alt="Yes, he told CNN that he didn&#039;t partake on the White House grounds, he never said anything about smoking while hovering over the White House in his VH-60. Take that Anderson Cooper." title="Obama&#039;s ashtray" width="282" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-886" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Yes, he told CNN that he didn't partake on the White House grounds, he never said anything about smoking while hovering over the White House in his VH-60. Take that Anderson Cooper.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_892" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/45d286ac74cd23b9fc250e40dc292167.jpg" alt="A gift from former President Bill Clinton...a man who knows a few things about the dangers of tobacco in the White House..." title="cigar1" width="300" height="187" class="size-medium wp-image-892" /><p class="wp-caption-text">On his desk...a gift from former President Bill Clinton...a man who knows a few things about the dangers of tobacco in the White House...</p></div>
<div id="attachment_896" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 270px"><img src="http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/plugins/image-shadow/cache/6b1ed11f49462222eaa8f1b092fe9d69.jpg" alt="Found on a chair often occupied by Donald Rumsfeld, this calculator automatically halves any number entered...so for example, if you were to try to calculate how many troops would be needed to occupy a country in the middle east, it would return 150K if you entered 300k..." title="Rumsfeld Calculator" width="260" height="239" class="size-full wp-image-896" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Found on a chair often occupied by Donald Rumsfeld, this calculator automatically halves any number entered...so for example, if you were to try to calculate how many troops would be needed to occupy a country in the middle east, it would return 150K if you entered 300k...</p></div>
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