APOLITICUS.COM » The Onion http://www.apoliticus.com Political Humor, Lists & More Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:18:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Biden Draws Fire For Appearing In Hennessy Ads… http://www.apoliticus.com/2010/01/biden-draws-fire-for-appearing-in-hennessy-ads/ http://www.apoliticus.com/2010/01/biden-draws-fire-for-appearing-in-hennessy-ads/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:14:26 +0000 Apoliticus Editors http://www.apoliticus.com/?p=2769

Joe Biden: international playboy, sex symbol and schiller of Hennessy Cognac?


Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads

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Evidently, there is at least one comedy writer at The Onion that isn’t a big Glenn Beck fan:


Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

The reality is that Glenn does not need to suffer alone. There are people out there just like him who he can confide in. Brothers in douchebaggery:

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The F-22 program cancellation was one thing, but now Obama is pulling back on the Dragon Tank program. Thank god the all-seeing eye is still atop the Washington Monument:


Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

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