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	<title>APOLITICUS.COM &#187; Obama Choses Secretary Of State</title>
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		<title>Obama Choses Secretary Of State, Triggers Fence Mending Epidemic</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After weeks of persistent rumors, the official announcement of Hillary Clinton as The Secretary Of State in Barack Obama&#8217;s administration appears imminent.
Seemingly in reaction to the two erstwhile rivals letting bygones be bygones, a flury of other famous foes have publicly burried the hatchet, most notably: Kim Jong Il and George W Bush, Captain James [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After weeks of persistent rumors, the official announcement of Hillary Clinton as The Secretary Of State in Barack Obama&#8217;s administration appears imminent.</p>
<p>Seemingly in reaction to the two erstwhile rivals letting bygones be bygones, a flury of other famous foes have publicly burried the hatchet, most notably: Kim Jong Il and George W Bush, Captain James T. Kirk and nemesis Khan Noonien Singh and the two spies from &#8220;Spy vs. Spy&#8221;.<br />
&#8220;When we heard that Obama might choose Hillary for his cabinet, it just didn&#8217;t feel right to keep sending eachother dynamite hidden in birthday cakes&#8221; commented spy #1 at a joint press conference organized to announce the entente between the old mortal enemies. &#8220;Khan!!!&#8221; bellowed Kirk, just before the two embraced amidst applause from the crew of the USS Enterprise.</p>
<p>President-elect Obama was unavailable to comment on the impact of his choice on karma both global and gallactic.</p>
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