Hmm...do I go for the meatiest or the most talkative first?

In our last poll, 80% of you said that what you missed the most about George W. was his incident-prone press conferences. You simply never knew when there might be an Inshoegency.

Now the Apoliticus editors have another serious question for you: If you were in a plane crash in the mountains of Argentina with every major political pundit, which one would you choose to be eat first?

Leave some comments if you want to tell us why, and let us know if we’ve missed anyone on the list.

Stem cells...sound really dangerous, but who the hell knows?

WASHINGTON-Earlier this week, President Obama lifted the restrictions on taxpayer-funded stem cell research that had been imposed by President George W. Bush early in his first term.

In another piece of related legislation, President Obama signed into law a broad ban on “people forming uneducated opinions”, dramatically changing the debate surrounding such hot potato topics as immigration and gun control and putting the punditry industry in extreme jeopardy. Talk show hosts such as Rush Limbaugh, Jim Kramer and Keith Olbermann faced severe production delays as their staff attempted to find the research that would substantiate their scheduled diatribes.

The five people who actually understand stem cell research said that they vehemently agreed with the new pieces of legislation.

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