APOLITICUS.COM » Bill Clinton Envoy To North Korea http://www.apoliticus.com Political Humor, Lists & More Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:18:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Clinton: You had me at “Two Asian Girls” http://www.apoliticus.com/2009/08/clinton-you-had-me-at-two-asian-girls/ http://www.apoliticus.com/2009/08/clinton-you-had-me-at-two-asian-girls/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:16:39 +0000 Apoliticus Editors http://www.apoliticus.com/?p=2181  Burbank, CA-The details behind former President Bill Clinton’s surprise trip to North Korea were revealed earlier today as the nation continued to celebrate the freeing of two American journalists held by the stalinist regime.

From all accounts the exact purpose of the mission was a mystery even to Clinton up to the point that his plane landed in Pyongyang. “I just called him up and started talking about two asian girls and an airplane, and before I could finish Bill told me he’d meet me at the airport” Al Gore explained “that is the kind of humanitarian that Bill Clinton is”

Other members of the mission were apparently confused but appreciative when Clinton delivered champagne and chocolate covered strawberries to the tarmac just before takeoff.

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