Is she for real?
This is a common question posed by people who have listened to the venomous scorn heaped on the nation’s liberals by political commentator Ann Coulter. Likened to a “Republican Michael Moore” or “Rush Limbaugh in a miniskirt”, Ann Coulter has made a career out of being the extreme right’s equivalent of that guy who bids a dollar more than the high bid on The Price Is Right…always pushing the envelope a little further.

Is she for real? Could she actually be one of those rat-eating-lizard-chicks from that 80’s show ” V”? We don’t really know…but here are five other things that we do know that you might not have heard before.

Number 1: Coulter thinks evolutionary theory is hogwash

This one might not come as such a surprise…Coulter has proclaimed on many occasions that Darwin’s theories are bogus, and has often criticized the left’s “obsession with Darwin”. Ironically, her position seems to be supported by the existence of political commentators, a species which hasn’t done much evolving at all.

Number 2:Ann Coulter posed in Playboy

Ok, Ann Coulter has not posed in Playboy, but many of you wish that she would. According to Wordtracker, a software tool that measures search term popularity, one of the most popular search terms related to Ann Coulter after “Ann Coulter” is “Ann Coulter in Playboy” . Apparently Republicans find her hot and there just might be some democrats out there who are having some sado-masochistic political fantasies…”Ann…can you do that thing where you take off your clothes while you berate me for being a liberal?”

Number 3: Coulter likes Jews, but wishes that they could undergo a little ” perfecting”…

Number 4: Coulter “outed” Bill Clinton’s crooked member…

Remember the Paula Jones sexual harassment case and the unsavory “evidence” about Bill Clinton’s “distinguishing characteristic”? That disturbing mental image was brought to you by Ann Coulter.

Coulter’s friend George Conway had been assisting in the case and had asked Coulter to help prepare legal briefs. The “distinguishing characteristic”, Bill Clinton’s allegedly crooked penis that Jones could identify if there were such thing as a penis police line up, was a ploy by Coulter to forestall an impending settlement between the two parties. Coulter felt strongly that Jones had a good case and that Clinton should be held publicly accountable.

"Distinguishing Characteristic": gives another meaning to the term "crooked politician"

Number 5: Ann Coulter really doesn’t want you to know her age…

Ann Coulter seems to think that dishonesty is the secret to longevity. Washington Post writer Lloyd Grove examined some discrepancies with regards to Coulter’s recorded age in an article he wrote called “Mystery Of Ages”. Grove reported that December 8th 1961 is the birth date that Coulter used to register to vote in 1980 as well as the date on her Connecticut drivers license, yet her Washington DC license (acquired later) indicates her birth date as December 1963.

When confronted about this disparity, Coulter remained unwilling to confirm her actual birth date, claiming that she had issues with several stalkers.

Apparently, this tactic is cheaper than getting a Delorean tricked out as a time machine.

Hmm...do I go for the meatiest or the most talkative first?

In our last poll, 80% of you said that what you missed the most about George W. was his incident-prone press conferences. You simply never knew when there might be an Inshoegency.

Now the Apoliticus editors have another serious question for you: If you were in a plane crash in the mountains of Argentina with every major political pundit, which one would you choose to be eat first?

Leave some comments if you want to tell us why, and let us know if we’ve missed anyone on the list.