Apoliticus is always looking for funny, original content. If you aren’t funny, then you writing anything here is a go-nowhere proposition.

A few guidelines:

• Please read what we have published to get a better sense of what we are likely to publish in the future…we satirize about the business of politics…we tinker with minutiae…we are world class tinkerers.

• Please refrain from partisan diatribes, we are not interested. There are other blogs for you out there.

• We welcome with open arms different media types (cartoons, video, etc).

• We like to keep things fairly short, the editors here have the attention span of chickens (one scratch at the dirt, food not found, move on…)

If you do these things, your submission has half a chance of running the gauntlet and becoming a post. You will get attribution and the respect of all of the people out there who have landed on this site in error.