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		<title>Political Brawl Series: Korean Legislative Takedown (AKA Veto By Judo)</title>
		<link>http://www.apoliticus.com/2010/01/political-brawl-series-korean-legislative-takedown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Political Brawls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Korean Brawl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Korean Politician judo move]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MMA in politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political judo ass kicking]]></category>

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Political debate can get heated at the best of times, and every once in a blue moon, politicians will spurn the verbal joust for a good ole donnybrook. Because we all know nothing builds respect for political institutions like brawling legislators, Apoliticus is featuring a continued series on political brawls that are sure to get [...]]]></description>
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<p>Political debate can get heated at the best of times, and every once in a blue moon, politicians will spurn the verbal joust for a good ole donnybrook. Because we all know nothing builds respect for political institutions like brawling legislators, Apoliticus is featuring a continued series on political brawls that are sure to get you to tune in to C-span over The Fight Network.</p>
<p>To all aspiring MMA fighters: look no further than the South Korean national assembly for the best take-down methods going. The politician featured here vetoes his opponent&#8217;s manliness with a nifty and (amazingly fluid) collar scruff grab and flip. If you listen very closely, you can almost hear someone say &#8220;FINISH HIM&#8221;.</p>
<p>Democracy isn&#8217;t dead in Korea, just don&#8217;t mess with the right honorable representative of kick ass or you&#8217;ll end up on yours.</p>
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		<title>Political Brawl Series: The South Korean Phil-a-bustup&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.apoliticus.com/2009/07/political-brawl-series-the-south-korean-phil-a-bustup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Apoliticus Editors</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Brawls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[legislative scrap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Korean legislative scrap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Korean media bill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Political debate can get heated at the best of times, and every once in a blue moon, politicians will spurn the verbal joust for a good ole donnybrook. Because we all know nothing builds respect for political institutions like brawling legislators, Apoliticus is featuring a continued series on political brawls that are sure to get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Political debate can get heated at the best of times, and every once in a blue moon, politicians will spurn the verbal joust for a good ole donnybrook. Because we all know nothing builds respect for political institutions like brawling legislators, Apoliticus is featuring a continued series on political brawls that are sure to get you to tune in to C-span over The Fight Network.</p>
<p>So in some asian nations, like South Korea, politicians use a very sophisticated age old political tactic to avoid opposing votes on a bill&#8230;they don&#8217;t let opposition mo-fos vote. If you happen to be one of those  opposed to the bill in question, the level of irritation can fall somewhere between being stuck on a delayed plane with the north american chapter of &#8221; incontinence anonymous&#8221; and being the last dude who really believed Bernie Madoff.</p>
<p>Enter a vote on a controversial media bill in the Korean parliament, and witness the wrath of the opposing party as they get all democratic on the ruling party&#8217;s asses, blocking doors with furniture and phil-a-busting up men and women alike:</p>
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<p>And the best part in the video <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8162862.stm" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F1%2Fhi%2Fworld%2Fasia-pacific%2F8162862.stm','here')" target="_blank">here</a> is opposition members doing their best impression of <strong>flying freakin squirrels</strong> trying to invade the dais. Heaven help whoever actually made it.</p>
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<p>This dust-up happened earlier this week. The bill passed.</p>
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		<title>Political Brawl Series: The Political Stunt Gone Wrong</title>
		<link>http://www.apoliticus.com/2009/06/political-brawl-series-the-political-stunt-gone-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Apoliticus Editors</dc:creator>
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Political debate can get heated at the best of times, and every once in a blue moon, politicians will spurn the verbal joust for a good ole donnybrook. Because we all know nothing builds respect for political institutions like brawling legislators, Apoliticus is featuring a continued series on political brawls that are sure to get [...]]]></description>
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<p>Political debate can get heated at the best of times, and every once in a blue moon, politicians will spurn the verbal joust for a good ole donnybrook. Because we all know nothing builds respect for political institutions like brawling legislators, Apoliticus is featuring a continued series on political brawls that are sure to get you to tune in to C-span over The Fight Network.</p>
<p>Ok, we lied. No fists flew here, but what we do have is Nina Bastardi&#8217;s (D) recipe for a winning political stunt:</p>
<p>-Start out as a Republican<br />
-Become a Democrat<br />
-Announce your candidacy for the Nassau County, NY legislature with a press conference in front of the county GOP headquarters<br />
-Mix 2 parts Democratic supporters, 2 parts GOP supporters and speak only in political hyperbole.</p>
<p>Enjoy a public relations nightmare of your own making, replete with accusations of being a &#8221; traitor&#8221;, insults such as &#8221; She&#8217;s  as dumb as a rock!&#8221; and the odd tea bag hurled in your general direction (what is it with teabags these days?)</p>
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