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What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette

Apoliticus Editors — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:02:40 +0000

Word is that there is a lot of exposed genitalia on Chatroulette. That, and people dressed up as animals. It is a complete zoo, and that is why it is the optimal social networking tool for politicians and pundits alike. We considered what chatroulette would look like if it were rife with our fav politicos. It wasn’t pretty.

The Disinformation Bulletin:Volume I

Apoliticus Editors — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:47:54 +0000

The Disinformation Bulletin: the news in pictures, 100% fact free:

Paris Hilton bags Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldo discovers he violates AC Milan's skank ban...

Vladimir Putin: still scheduled to play head of SPECTRE in new bond film

Trekkie Senator attempts filibuster in Klingon, inadvertently declares war on Romulus

This monkey is in a room writing up Obama's plan for health reform. We just thought you should know...

Man's dream of inter-generational evolution dashed as he find's he does dumber things every day

Hillary gives Bill this cat. Only pussy he has gotten in ages.

This guy says he knows where you live. He'll be over tonight with his swords

Gordon Brown explains that MP's wouldn't need all the expensive meals if citizenry wasn't such a pain in the ass...

Bush: borrows jet, flies to Vietnam and bombs Nike factory after bad run with his Air Pegasus'

This girl was at your house like 10 minutes ago...where the f*&k where you?

The Gorn: still terrible at tennis

The White House Tour That President Obama Will Never Give…

Apoliticus Editors — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:03:34 +0000

The hallowed halls of the White House; dwelling of the new POTUS, FLOTUS and COTPOTUS (and eventually DOTPOTUS, woof woof), ground zero for decision making of the executive branch, and a downright scary place when the closets are opened to let the skeletons get some air.

Herein lies the tour of the White House That President Obama Will Never Give. Your perspective on your future will never be the same.

The Obama administration already found a weapon of mass destruction...a little gift left by the outgoing veep in the presidential toilet.

Under Obama's desk...a first aid kit that house republicans sent as a gift to President Obama after his first few weeks in office. The note read: You'll need this. Love, -The GOP

President Obama's favorite mirror...it is said he stands in front of it for hours and hours and repeats the mantra I am non-partisan, and people like me

Timothy Geitner's magic 8 ball helps guide economic policy with sage advice such as Signs point to yes. It is kept in Obama's desk drawer.

Yes, he told CNN that he didn't partake on the White House grounds, he never said anything about smoking while hovering over the White House in his VH-60. Take that Anderson Cooper.

On his desk...a gift from former President Bill Clinton...a man who knows a few things about the dangers of tobacco in the White House...

Found on a chair often occupied by Donald Rumsfeld, this calculator automatically halves any number entered...so for example, if you were to try to calculate how many troops would be needed to occupy a country in the middle east, it would return 150K if you entered 300k...