TOKYO-A herd of Demon Sheep, popularized by Carly Fiorina’s now infamous attack ad on fiscal conservative Tom Campbell, emerged from the ocean and attacked Tokyo today using their spooky laser beam eyes.

The mayor of Tokyo, no stranger to implausible monsters emerging from the ocean to exact death and destruction on an unsuspecting populace, initiated the Godzilla/Mothra emergency plan, which roughly meant that everyone should run through the streets in absolute panic, making sure to dramatically pause and scream should they find themselves about to be crushed under the hoof of one of the attacking Demon Sheep.

In a bizarre turn of events, the sheep immediately began to help rebuild Tokyo. The tax and spend oriented monsters levied a tax on the citizenry, and tax revenue was immediately invested in public works. it is expected that the Demon Sheep initiative will create 500,000 jobs, and improve the GDP of Tokyo significantly while improving infrastructure that had been badly in need of upgrades before it had been completely leveled by the freak attack.