Paris Hilton bags Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldo discovers he violates AC Milan's skank ban...

Vladimir Putin: still scheduled to play head of SPECTRE in new bond film

Trekkie Senator attempts filibuster in Klingon, inadvertently declares war on Romulus

This monkey is in a room writing up Obama's plan for health reform. We just thought you should know...

Man's dream of inter-generational evolution dashed as he find's he does dumber things every day

Hillary gives Bill this cat. Only pussy he has gotten in ages.

This guy says he knows where you live. He'll be over tonight with his swords

Gordon Brown explains that MP's wouldn't need all the expensive meals if citizenry wasn't such a pain in the ass...

Bush: borrows jet, flies to Vietnam and bombs Nike factory after bad run with his Air Pegasus'

This girl was at your house like 10 minutes ago...where the f*&k where you?

The Gorn: still terrible at tennis