Five Things You Didn’t Know About Ann Coulter
Is she for real?
This is a common question posed by people who have listened to the venomous scorn heaped on the nation’s liberals by political commentator Ann Coulter. Likened to a “Republican Michael Moore” or “Rush Limbaugh in a miniskirt”, Ann Coulter has made a career out of being the extreme right’s equivalent of that guy who bids a dollar more than the high bid on The Price Is Right…always pushing the envelope a little further.
Is she for real? Could she actually be one of those rat-eating-lizard-chicks from that 80’s show ” V”? We don’t really know…but here are five other things that we do know that you might not have heard before.
Number 1: Coulter thinks evolutionary theory is hogwash
This one might not come as such a surprise…Coulter has proclaimed on many occasions that Darwin’s theories are bogus, and has often criticized the left’s “obsession with Darwin”. Ironically, her position seems to be supported by the existence of political commentators, a species which hasn’t done much evolving at all.
Number 2:Ann Coulter posed in Playboy
Ok, Ann Coulter has not posed in Playboy, but many of you wish that she would. According to Wordtracker, a software tool that measures search term popularity, one of the most popular search terms related to Ann Coulter after “Ann Coulter” is “Ann Coulter in Playboy” . Apparently Republicans find her hot and there just might be some democrats out there who are having some sado-masochistic political fantasies…”Ann…can you do that thing where you take off your clothes while you berate me for being a liberal?”
Number 3: Coulter likes Jews, but wishes that they could undergo a little ” perfecting”…
Number 4: Coulter “outed” Bill Clinton’s crooked member…
Remember the Paula Jones sexual harassment case and the unsavory “evidence” about Bill Clinton’s “distinguishing characteristic”? That disturbing mental image was brought to you by Ann Coulter.
Coulter’s friend George Conway had been assisting in the case and had asked Coulter to help prepare legal briefs. The “distinguishing characteristic”, Bill Clinton’s allegedly crooked penis that Jones could identify if there were such thing as a penis police line up, was a ploy by Coulter to forestall an impending settlement between the two parties. Coulter felt strongly that Jones had a good case and that Clinton should be held publicly accountable.
"Distinguishing Characteristic": gives another meaning to the term "crooked politician"
Number 5: Ann Coulter really doesn’t want you to know her age…
Ann Coulter seems to think that dishonesty is the secret to longevity. Washington Post writer Lloyd Grove examined some discrepancies with regards to Coulter’s recorded age in an article he wrote called “Mystery Of Ages”. Grove reported that December 8th 1961 is the birth date that Coulter used to register to vote in 1980 as well as the date on her Connecticut drivers license, yet her Washington DC license (acquired later) indicates her birth date as December 1963.
When confronted about this disparity, Coulter remained unwilling to confirm her actual birth date, claiming that she had issues with several stalkers.
Apparently, this tactic is cheaper than getting a Delorean tricked out as a time machine.
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What I can’t figure out is who ever told Coulter to wear miniskirts? She has the ugliest legs! And who told her she was pretty? And why are so many Republican chicks blonde?
Ann Coulter needs to remember that if it wasn’t for liberals, she would have no career. Without progressives she ,and all women, would be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen. Also no one would care about her opinions because she couldn’t vote anyway.
Ann’s age could not be confirmed this dampens her credibility as a spokesman. Obama could not provide legitimate birth certificate this ruins his credibility as an honest man.
Lol, for all of the hate spew in this article towards old ann, I would think her doppleganger wrote this article. And old ann is a bombshell, I am 26 year old OIF/OEF veteran and I would show her things she hasn’t learned in all of her years, so you’re full of bull Maybelle.
“Without progressives she ,and all women, would be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.”~kennypoop
And this would be bad how?^
BTW liberals had nothing to do with the women’s suffrage movement.
ALSO liberals (southern democrats) were on the side of the south during slavery, or did you forget that already?
Wow, talk about revisionism. There are no progressives in america except independents who KNOW the history of their country and both parties.
My $.02 while it is still tax free and legal, even if you Czarbots don’t like it.
Ah, how amusing, and almost charming, the average American intellectual who believes he knows more about history than Everyone Else.
Liberals had nothing to do with Womens suffrage? Liberal Southern Democrats- during the Civil War? Hah, hah, hah, hah! You are too funny!
Good luck with the rest of your High School education, kid.
If I may opine, I would say that I think Miss Coulter is actually a man……..have you seen the size of that “apple”?