Political Poll: Which Pundit Would Become Emergency Survival Meat First?
Hmm...do I go for the meatiest or the most talkative first?
In our last poll, 80% of you said that what you missed the most about George W. was his incident-prone press conferences. You simply never knew when there might be an Inshoegency.
Now the Apoliticus editors have another serious question for you: If you were in a plane crash in the mountains of Argentina with every major political pundit, which one would you choose to be eat first?
Leave some comments if you want to tell us why, and let us know if we’ve missed anyone on the list.
If your plane crashed in the mountains of Argentina with every major American political pundit/talking head on board, who would you eat first to survive?
- Rush Limbaugh (51%, 228 Votes)
- Ann Coulter (24%, 105 Votes)
- Sean Hannity (8%, 35 Votes)
- Bill O'Reilly (8%, 34 Votes)
- Glenn Beck (5%, 24 Votes)
- Keith Olbermann (4%, 17 Votes)
Total Voters: 443
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Leave that fatter ones for later. They’ll live off their fat. Eat the skinny ones before they die and spoil.
Rush, of course. He’d provide a lot more meat (or at least a lot more fat) than the others.
It would have to be Olberman. All those other lunatics appear to have Mad Cow disease.
I’d have to go with Olberman, I’m not fond of feces sandwiches.
Not sure you’re going to catch me eating Ann Coulter.
If we could make a fire, then Rush would make for a good pig roast.
Limbaugh has to go second. I mean, who wouldn’t want to hear his chatter on how much better a Pub tastes than a Dem?
Coulter has to go first, migawd, can you imagine staying sane with her tongue in the discussion?
Glen Beck is like the Organic KOBE beef of political pundits. I’m sure once we slice into him we’ll discover just the right amount of marbling; the result of years of alcoholism (hopefully beer) & a sedentary lifestyle. And we all know that even distribution of fat is the key to a good cut of meat. Mmmmmmm
Limbaugh on the other hand would be like eating that cheap hormone injected meat from the discount isle.
You have to eat the bully first, or he’ll make sure his portions are always larger than yours. Therefore, you must eat O’Reilly first!