Did Someone Say "Stimulus Package"?

Washington-One of the largest of the highly- publicized nation-wide “Tea-bagger” rallies, protesting the perceived misuse of taxpayer money to quell the economic slump, ended in confusion today as a large contingent of adult film stars arrived on scene with a seemingly different understanding of the gathering’s purpose.

Emboldened further by talk of a “stimulus package”, the Adult Film stars revealed to the crowd their interpretation of ” tea-bagging” . Two elderly ladies lost conciousness and multiple arrests were made as rally organizers feverishly searched for a slang directory on Google that would help explain the events they had just witnessed.

In other news, the organizers of the “Dirty Sanchez” anti- immigration rallies have cancelled gatherings until further notice.