The White House Tour That President Obama Will Never Give…
The hallowed halls of the White House; dwelling of the new POTUS, FLOTUS and COTPOTUS (and eventually DOTPOTUS, woof woof), ground zero for decision making of the executive branch, and a downright scary place when the closets are opened to let the skeletons get some air.
Herein lies the tour of the White House That President Obama Will Never Give. Your perspective on your future will never be the same.
The Obama administration already found a weapon of mass destruction...a little gift left by the outgoing veep in the presidential toilet.
Under Obama's desk...a first aid kit that house republicans sent as a gift to President Obama after his first few weeks in office. The note read: You'll need this. Love, -The GOP
President Obama's favorite mirror...it is said he stands in front of it for hours and hours and repeats the mantra I am non-partisan, and people like me
Timothy Geitner's magic 8 ball helps guide economic policy with sage advice such as Signs point to yes. It is kept in Obama's desk drawer.
Yes, he told CNN that he didn't partake on the White House grounds, he never said anything about smoking while hovering over the White House in his VH-60. Take that Anderson Cooper.
On his desk...a gift from former President Bill Clinton...a man who knows a few things about the dangers of tobacco in the White House...
Found on a chair often occupied by Donald Rumsfeld, this calculator automatically halves any number entered...so for example, if you were to try to calculate how many troops would be needed to occupy a country in the middle east, it would return 150K if you entered 300k...
