Noted for its long term absences from its native Washington DC, the Rare Investigative Journalist has been seen recently in its native stomping grounds after an 8 year absence.

Migratory patterns of the Rare Investigative journalist are the subject of much debate, though it is thought that they migrate northward in times of great moral uncertainty.

When they return to Washington, they reassure the public by saying things like they are “keeping the administration honest”. The Rare Investigative Journalist then spends several years warming themselves in front of a computer screen, covering inane White House minutiae, until another issue demands moral courage and thus signals another migration.

The Flock Has Returned, And They Are All About Keeping Everyone Honest. For Real This Time...