Barack Obama made his choice of Secretary Of State official today, adding two extra conditions for Hillary’s selection to the six he had already put forth for her husband, ex-president Bill Clinton.

The conditions set for President Clinton had to do with limiting his business and charitable entanglements internationally, while Hillary’s seem to stem from a need for Barack Obama to rub her face in it.

These new conditions were addressed today in a press conference, where an unidentified member of Obama’s transition team explained that one simple condition is that Hillary has to agree “not to be such a ballbuster” and another condition was that Clinton would annually be required to dress like Marilyn Munroe, and sing to Obama on his birthday.

The Clintons were unavailable for comment.

Less ball-busting, more singing...