After weeks of persistent rumors, the official announcement of Hillary Clinton as The Secretary Of State in Barack Obama’s administration appears imminent.

Seemingly in reaction to the two erstwhile rivals letting bygones be bygones, a flury of other famous foes have publicly burried the hatchet, most notably: Kim Jong Il and George W Bush, Captain James T. Kirk and nemesis Khan Noonien Singh and the two spies from “Spy vs. Spy”.
“When we heard that Obama might choose Hillary for his cabinet, it just didn’t feel right to keep sending eachother dynamite hidden in birthday cakes” commented spy #1 at a joint press conference organized to announce the entente between the old mortal enemies. “Khan!!!” bellowed Kirk, just before the two embraced amidst applause from the crew of the USS Enterprise.

President-elect Obama was unavailable to comment on the impact of his choice on karma both global and gallactic.

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