BREAKING NEWS: McCain Announces New Energy Plan That Taps Abundant Energy Source: Rally Hostility
SOUTH CAROLINA-Presidential hopeful John McCain announced a “breakthrough” energy plan that he hopes will reduce America’s dependence on foreign oil for years to come. “What we lack in oil wells, we make up for in free floating hostility” explained McCain to an angry and somewhat bewildered crowd at a local rally.
“I’m mad as hell!” cried a member of the crowd, just before two men in dark suits tasered him unconscious and carried him away. “That man will power a small town in Nebraska one day!” shouted McCain, to a crowd that visibly became less hostile and more uneasy.
McCain officials were unavailable to respond to questions from the scientific community as to the fate of the angry rally goer and how exactly the hostility to energy conversion would occur.
The crowd was electric...
