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Bizarro Universe Eric Massa Gets Ass Kicked by Victim’s Father (0)
BIZARRO WASHINGTON, DC – Congressman Eric Massa (D-ANY) was treated for minor injuries today after the father of a young female staffer attacked him outside his office, screaming “Does that tickle, motherf***er?”
Witnesses say the scuffle didn’t last long, as Capitol Police descended almost immediately to break up the fight. The unidentified man’s daughter has accused [...]
Top 5: Celebrities Who Should Be Politicians (0)
3/05/10 •
We live in the era of political entertainment, where policy plays second fiddle to pseudo-political events, like Obama killing a fly, White House party crashers, and coverage of dudes carrying around very angry signage with very poor grammar and spelling. We at Apoliticus think that if politics is going to be our entertainment, then [...]
ABC News Mulls New ‘This Week’ Host Selection Processes (0)
2/28/10 •
WASHINGTON, DC – ABC News’ “This Week with George Stephanopoulos” has been without a permanent host since Stephanopolous’ ascension to “Good Morning America” in December. The search for a new host has focused mainly on Senior White House Correspondent Jake Tapper, and “Nightline” co-anchor Terry Moran.
Many media observers have wondered why ABC is taking so [...]
Exclusive: GOP Partners with ACME Corp to Plan Next Presidential Summit (0)
2/27/10 •
WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP has announced a partnership with the ACME corporation to provide planning and logistics for Congressional Republicans’ next meeting with President Barack Obama. They hope to avoid a repeat of the previous two such meetings.
At January’s presidential visit to the House Republican Issues Conference, President Obama offered to answer questions, live [...]
Congress to Evan Bayh: ‘It’s Your Baby!’ (1)
2/16/10 •
WASHINGTON, DC – The stormy relationship between Senator Evan Bayh (D-Indiana) and Congress has taken a bizarre twist.
Yesterday, Senator Bayh announced he “doesn’t love Congress,” and will be leaving her 11 months from now. In a particularly cold touch, Bayh made the announcement the day after Valentine’s Day.
“I don’t understand it,” a sobbing Congress told [...]
